Originally posted on January 14, 2006

A snippet I wrote last April, in answer to thistlerose's comment: "I really have a thing for Sirius doing his crossword puzzle."

Sirius: *scribbles*

Remus: "What are you doing?"

Sirius: *continues scribbling* "Doing my crossword puzzle."

Remus: "Ahem. Do you have to do it on my naked chest?"

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Here's an itty bitty SB/RL rec list:

1. "Registration" by copperbadge (PG, General, Humor, RL, SB)
When they get roped into waiting to register James' unborn son for Hogwarts, Sirius and Remus have a long day's wait, and a small dilemma -- nobody's picked a name yet. Featuring the Patils, Finnigans, Longbottoms, Malfoys, and one Weasley as supporting cast...

2. "Abner of Astlegate's Most Splendid Pox" by sheafrotherdon (PG, Remus/Sirius, humor)
Super-funny fic where Remus contracted chicken pox and Sirius played nursemaid, using Muggle remedies such as oatmeal.

*. And of course I don't need to rec shoebox_project since all MWPP fans read it :-P

Originally posted on April 3, 2009.

1. "Conflict Resolution" by florahart
(Harry/Draco, PG13, 1300)
From my prompt: Harry/Draco, toddlers.

2. lovely_slyth wrote:
2a. five facts about Ron
2b. five facts about Hermione, and other HP characters

Originally posted on March 9, 2008

+ Awesome song: (entirely from Windows XP & 98 sounds)

+ Game: Filler. It felt like creating moons and satellites.
* decided to stop waxing lyrical about the solar system before I fell into Hikaru no Go territory.

+ Aww: Severus/Draco/Harry interaction at hp_dungeons

+ LOL: "Sips off, you ducking yanker!"

+ XKCD/Penny Arcade slash. It's canon, people.

Originally posted on April 17, 2008.

Snape Artses!

Sunlight by Pojypojy (Snape and Lily)

Little Snape by mneomosyne

Originally posted on Dec. 30, 2008

1. Sod off - Sailor Slytherin aka girl!Snape, sort of. X-D
I was eleven when the Sailor Moon craze hit. I remember planetary positions by the order in which the sailors appeared X-D
It is now embarrassing in an OMG-how-did-I-miss-all-the-blatant-lesbian-action way.
/ends O/T rambling

2. FreakAngels -- fun web comic
Thanks nekare for the rec!

23 years ago, twelve strange children were born in England at exactly the same moment.

6 years ago, the world ended.

This is the story of what happened next.

London is flooded! Steampunk flying motorbike!

3. I CAN HAZ Merlin animated mood theme NAOW?

Originally posted on May 20th, 2008

1. "Goodwill to All" (Draco/Astoria, G, 100 words)

2. dracofiend wrote "Starlight" (H/D, PG-13 drabble)

3. Pretty NWS H/D fanart: "Because He's Mine" (R) by eromenos_x

4. This Luna reminds me of Babysitter's Club Dawn X-D

5. Random awesome air balloon adventure comic I found. (by binsybaby)

Head under water
And you tell me/ to breathe easy for a while
The breathing gets harder, even I – know – that –
Made room for me [but it's too soon to see]
If I'm happy in your hands

I'm unusually/ hard to hold on to
Blank stares at/ blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well, but you make this hard – on – me –
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or breakin’ this
If you're on your way
[I'm not gonna write you] to stay
[If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better reason to write you] a love song/ today (today)

I learned the hard way
That they all say/ things you want to hear
My heavy heart/ sinks deep – down – un-der – you –
And your twisted words,
Your help just hurts
You are not what I thought you were
Hello/ to high – and – dry –
Convinced me/ to please you
Made me think/ that I need this too
I'm trying/ to let you [hear me as I am]

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or breakin’ this
If you're on your way
[I'm not gonna write you] to stay
[If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better reason to write you] a love song / today

Promise me/ you'll leave the light on
To help me see/ with daylight, my guide, gone
'cause I believe/ there's a way/ you can love me because I say
[I won't write you a love song]
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or breakin’ this
Is that why you wanted a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or breakin’ this
If you're on your way
[I'm not gonna write you] to stay
[If your heart is nowhere in it I don't want it for a minute
Babe, I'll walk the seven seas when I believe that
There's a reason to write you] a love song/ today (today)

Originally posted on May 11, 2008

1 Mom dog nurses kittens!
puppies + kittens = pittens X-D

2. Because I iz twelve:

"Unquestionably, producing sperm, ejaculate, or seminal fluids is costly for many animals. The energetic demands of sperm production can result in reduced body mass, a shortened life span, or limited lifetime sperm production," they added.

Taken out of context from this article: "Sexy orchids do more than embarrass wasps?," YahooNews, May 8, 2008.

3. Hikago no Hentai: Let's talk about sex (multiple slash and het pairings)
Warning: explicit sexual content.

( NWS Ko Yeongha/Yashiro quote )

Gay penguins expelled from zoo colony for stealing eggs are given their own to look after following animal rights protest
By CAROLINE GRAHAM
Last updated at 4:13 PM on 15th December 2008

A pair of gay penguins thrown out of their zoo colony for repeatedly stealing eggs have been given some of their own to look after following a protest by animal rights groups.

Last month the birds were segregated after they were caught placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs.

But angry visitors to Polar Land in Harbin, northern China, complained it wasn't fair to stop the couple from becoming surrogate fathers and urged zoo bosses to give them a chance.

In response, zookeepers gave the pair two eggs laid by an inexperienced first-time mother.

'We decided to give them two eggs from another couple whose hatching ability had been poor and they've turned out to be the best parents in the whole zoo,' said one of the keepers.

'It's very encouraging and if this works out well we will try to arrange for them to become real parents themselves with artificial insemination.'

Wildlife experts at the park explain that despite being gay the three-year-old male birds are still driven by an urge to be fathers.

'One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite the fact that they can't have eggs naturally, it does not take away their biological drive to be a parent,' said one.

One campaigner who did not want to be named welcomed the move and said: 'It wasn't fair to stop them becoming parents and keep them apart from all the other birds just because of the way nature has made them.'

Last month zookeepers said the couple were removed from the group not because of discrimination, but so as not to disturb the colony during hatching time.

Originally posted on March 31, 2008

1. Trying to Communicate by copperbadge (PG, hints of Jack/Ianto)
There's an alien in the Hub, and it's trying to communicate. This borders perilously on crackfic.

"There's a cat," Ianto said. "On my back."

"Hello moggie!" Owen said. "Where'd you come from?"

"IM IN UR BASE -- "

"And it's talking."

"SITTIN ON YANTOE."

( SPOILERS for 2.07, Dead Man Walking )

2. Ferret (Loki) Steals Wallet

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On days when your muse is hiding, try out writing_game!
Pick a fandom (or choose to write original), select a prompt or two or three, write a 50-200 words fic snippet, earn points, then move forward on the board.

writing_game is especially ideal if you:
a) are trying out new fandoms, new characters or new pairings.
b) have the attention span of a flitting butterfly (like me)

It's low pressure, and if you're not particularly proud of what you wrote, just don't post it on your journal ;-)

Originally posted on April 7, 2008 and April 9, 2008

Or, an Animatrix-style Batman anime.

- Behold, Bruce Wayne the beautiful handsome CEO

- A 9:40 video clip on Batman: Gotham Knight

Batman = totally a Japanese hero. Angsty, dark past, woe-is-me-I'm-an-orphan, everyone-who-I-love-left-me-boo-hoo...
On one hand, I want to see Robin in B:GK. On the other hand, I'm sorta thankful for the absence of "Dick Grayson, twelve years old" because I'm going to be sorely tempted to ship them otherwise. Shota @_@
Someone (i.e., NOT me) should totally write Batman/Robin set in a Love Mode plot >=D

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While you're at it, read mahaliem's "Sunset"
Summary: Bruce gets his affairs in order.
Bruce/Clark, Lex/Clark implied <3

Oh, Bruce ;_;

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Batman, son of Superman Batman bin Suparman.
That's a real name. Suparman is a common name in Java, Indonesia. The similarity to a certain outside-underwear-red-boots-wearing alien is purely coincidental.

# huss says:
October 26th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
(Capitalization & misspelling cleaned up:)

I used to work at a call centre, and some customers do have weird names. Top of my list will be Swarovski Crystal Tan (insert Chinese name here) and Batman bin Suparman (superheroes do breed!). At my old work place which was a private school, one of the student's name was Wong Fei Hong and his English name.. MASTER! No kidding!

Wong Fei Hong = famous Chinese kungfu master hero X-D Played by Jet Li lolol.

Originally posted on April 29, 2008

1. "Golden Strand" (Draco and Scorpius, PG, 100 words)

My first (and only?) permutation of Scorpius with golden blond instead of white blond hair. somigliana is to blame for my Scorpius-with-long-hair kink ;-)
(I do have a vague universe in my head for this Scorpius, but it won't be written for a loong, loong time yet.)

2. The time-turner on the new Russian cover for CoS adult version looks appropriately powerful & foreboding.
Can't see Hermione hiding that clunky thing under her shirt though =P

Originally posted on April 27, 2008

1. Write Harry Potter fanfic to earn your A-levels!
Well, sort of:

They [students] will also have to write their own 500 to 800-word story inspired by the book [Philosopher's Stone].

And, um, what's this about retaking parts of the exam? Why take exams seriously if you know you can't fail? O_o

2. Over at HP Dungeons, Lucius finally believed Narcissa and Severus' entreaties that Draco is pregnant.

3. I haz until Nov 19, 2010 to read DH.

4. I can haz microscope cake?
The golden scorpion cake art is awesome too. And the 50 y.o. cognac cake.

(X-posted @ IJ)

Originally posted on Feb. 9, 2007

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Recs:

1. "Rock Hard Vice (or Twelve Days 'til Boxing Day or In which Harry Denies He's Gay Eleven Times)" by Domz (dadomz)
Rating: NC17
Summary: Just how many times can you read the word sex?
Note: This is my first try at porn and humour--surprisingly, I've managed to come up with more or less twelve sex scenarios (most of which being connotative).
I am not held liable for brain cell deterioration.
Illustrated here by ravlyn_ashling *g*

2. I recced warholhp's Incurable here and grey_hunter's The Basket-case here

3. DM of the Rings IX: Aragorn hitting on Legolas. The comic strip starts here.
Funny even if you're clueless about dices and Dungeons and Dragons. Really.
P.S. DM = Dungeon Master, not Draco Malfoy, mmkay? :-P

Originally posted on December 25, 2006

1. nekare wrote me an SPN drabble: "The Truth Just Isn't Meant For Little Boys" <333
My prompt: the day Dean and Sam stop believing in Santa Claus
It's really sweet! Even if you have no idea what Supernatural is, do check it out. So cute! *huggles the ickle boys*

2. Again, somigliana wrote me Draco and Charlie, dragonkeeping.

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Wonderful quote from Michael Ende's The Neverending Story (which I still need to read. *adds to to-read list*)
( If you have never wept bitter tears because of a wonderful story has come to an end... )

Originally posted on February 8, 2008

Seen at kc_anathema

1. Open my IJ or my userinfo.

2. After the images finished loading, copy & paste this code into the url:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

3. =DDD Works?

Then try it with random flickr pages! (Or your F-list. Or your favorite Web site. Doesn't work on Cute Overload or Post Secret though. Because of their layout I think.)

P.S. It's a Java Script command that takes all the images on the page, and move them all around via Mathematical functions =D
Math = AWESOME <333

Originally posted on November 6, 2006

1. "Life is Good" by ms_semicolon (one-shot, H/D, rated G)
;_; Very uplifting. Or very depressing. *sob* Just please go read it.

2. Those who love H/D correspondence fics should friend dan_madison and wizarding_tech. They're written by the same writer :-)
Ms. Butterscotch! *cuddles kitten*

Originally posted on February 20, 2008

*. HBP trailer in Legos

The total kungfu smackdown that Draco delivered on Harry X-D AHAHAHAH the gigantic wands transforming into swords for the Sectusempra scene. And the deep thrust--subtext, much? ;-)

The Inferi look like something out of Ghostbusters. OMG Scrimgeous looks like Obi-Wan Kenobi <333 And Harry looks like he's cornering and about to molest Slughorn X-D Whee!

AHAHAHAHAH Dumbledore's slo-mo fall from the tower with Harry and Draco looking on.
The purple hat sticking out on the tomb ROTFL

A++! Gosh I only wish the real movie is as cracktastic as this X-D
And WAHHH I want it to be 75% Draco, darn it! Like it is in the book T_T

*. Link seen at kaizoku:
Uncombable hair syndrome: a clinical report. X-D
Potter hair is a real genetic affliction! *g*

Originally posted on Dec. 15, 2006

1. "Better When We’re Together" by 1ightning
(Ron/Draco, R, 12,500 words, AU!sorting)
In which Ron is sorted into Slytherin, and it all goes to hell from there.
My request was: AU!Sorting. Ron had a fatal thought that made the Hat sort him into Slytherin. Draco and Ron proceeded to bond over their jealousy toward Potter (who avoided Ron because he was afraid of catching Slytherin germs).

I like this better than "Same Time, Next Year" (and I really like STNY too).

“Ah, another Weasley, no surprise where you’re going.”

What, you already know? Ron thought petulantly. The sorting ritual might not have been to vanquish a troll like Fred and George had told him, but unless he was mistaken, his entire personality had been judged in three seconds flat by an old hat. Just what he needed.

2. "Draco Malfoy is a Stupid Wanker" by emmagrant01
Pairing: Harry/Draco (and a brief mention of Harry/Ginny)
Rating: R
Summary: Romilda Vane's crush on Harry Potter evolves into a slashy obsession.
Length: ~7000 words

Romilda Vane, slash fangirl. Read eeeeeet. Awesome humor :-D

Romilda bit her lip and clutched the copy of Ancient Runes and You! to her chest. Why was Harry Potter spending so much time thinking about Draco Malfoy, so much that one of his very best friends had to tell him to stop?

After that, she noticed Harry watching Draco at odd moments. He watched him across the Great Hall during meals. His eyes followed Draco when they passed in the corridors or emerged from classes together. And whenever Romilda had a chance to listen in on a conversation between Harry and one of his friends, Draco Malfoy seemed to be the main topic.

3. 1ightning also wrote a drabble/ficlet for my prompt: Harry/Draco, speech impediment, PG. She has five other H/D, one Harry/Ron and one Captain Jack/Dean Winchester in that entry.